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NEED NO SEX - Funny Vintage Amish Lady Portrait || Sarcastic Adult Humor Card

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The existential dread is real. This portrait captures the feeling of living a life that just keeps serving you chaos, like an endless episode of "Curb Your Enthusiasm." This is the ultimate cynical response to life, delivered with the serene elegance of a Victorian ghost. When "The Man" keeps you down, sometimes you just have to quote Larry David and laugh.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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