KIDS SUCK || Mama Fratelli - Grunge Portrait 80s Sarcasm (The Goonies) Card

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You got that right! This awesome grunge portrait of Mama Fratelli from The Goonies features her most famously cynical line: "KIDS SUCK". It’s the perfect antidote to the "Truffle Shuffle" and reminds us that, sometimes, treasure hunting is not worth it. This is essential wear for 80s movie fanatics, cynical parents, fans of dark humor, and anyone who'd rather stay in the Fratelli hideout than chase after a marble bag.

What material is this item made of?

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

• Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

What USA ship methods are available?

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FedEx 2-Day (4-6 Business Days)

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What is the Return/Exchange policy?

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KIDS SUCK || Mama Fratelli - Grunge Portrait 80s Sarcasm (The Goonies) Card

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