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KIDS SUCK || Mama Fratelli - Grunge Portrait 80s Sarcasm (The Goonies) Shorts

$30.08

Color: Heather

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You got that right! This awesome grunge portrait of Mama Fratelli from The Goonies features her most famously cynical line: "KIDS SUCK". It’s the perfect antidote to the "Truffle Shuffle" and reminds us that, sometimes, treasure hunting is not worth it. This is essential wear for 80s movie fanatics, cynical parents, fans of dark humor, and anyone who'd rather stay in the Fratelli hideout than chase after a marble bag.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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