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Batchete Danny Trejo Parody - Machete Kills Card

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Machete don't tweet, and Machete definitely doesn't wear hockey pads. Introducing Batchete, the ultimate mashup tribute to the legendary Danny Trejo and the world's most famous caped crusader. This gritty, grindhouse-style parody reimagines the Mexican vigilante as the hero Gotham didn't know it needed—and probably can't handle.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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